Shit Hawk Seagull Poster | Funny Beach Bird Art Gift

Welcome the most notorious coastal resident to your walls with this Shit Hawk Seagull Poster by Swell Scenes. Part of the Urban Wildlife Series, this modern minimalist design features a bold seagull portrait with a smug "your fries are my fries" expression against an abstract background. Perfect for beach town locals, coastal city dwellers, anyone who's lost food to a seagull's aerial raid, and people who appreciate irreverent humor in their home decor.

Why You'll Love It

• Hilariously Relatable: Captures the audacious personality of seagulls everywhere—fearless food thieves with impeccable aim and zero shame.
• Bold Modern Design: Clean minimalist vector style with vibrant colors creates eye-catching wall art that starts conversations and earns laughs.
• Perfect Funny Gift: Ideal for beach house owners, coastal residents, bird watchers with a sense of humor, or anyone who's survived a seagull food heist.
• Urban Wildlife Series: Part of a collection celebrating the spirited, sometimes annoying, always entertaining creatures that thrive in human habitats.

About Seagulls and the Shit Hawk Legend

Seagulls—affectionately dubbed "shit hawks" by coastal locals who know their mischievous ways—reign as the undisputed opportunistic rulers of beach towns, boardwalks, and waterfront dining worldwide. These adaptable birds have mastered urban survival through bold food theft, strategic dive-bombing, and an uncanny ability to identify french fries from 100 feet away. Coastal cities from San Francisco to Miami, Seattle to San Diego, Boston to Los Angeles know the daily drama: outdoor diners guarding their meals, beachgoers protecting picnic baskets, and tourists learning the hard way that a seagull's adorable waddle conceals the heart of a ruthless snack bandit. The "shit hawk" nickname acknowledges both their impressive aerial "bombing" accuracy and their status as sky pirates who recognize no boundaries between your food and their next meal. Despite their reputation for chaos—stolen sandwiches, raided trash cans, aggressive swooping at anyone holding food—seagulls embody remarkable intelligence and adaptability. They've figured out how to open trash bins, follow fishing boats for easy meals, drop shellfish on rocks to crack them open, and even fake injuries to distract predators from their nests. In beach communities, seagulls become as much a part of the landscape as the sand and surf, their distinctive calls serving as the soundtrack to coastal life. Whether you're a beach town local who's learned to eat defensively, a coastal restaurant worker who's witnessed countless tourist food raids, someone who secretly admires these brazen birds' confidence, or simply someone who appreciates humor that captures the reality of seaside living, this poster celebrates the seagull in all its shameless glory. It's a tribute to every lunch ever lost, every unexpected "gift" from above, and the chaotic comedy these feathered troublemakers bring to our lives.

Print & Frame Details

• Premium 189gsm matte paper using archival pigment inks
• Bold colors and clean minimalist vector design
• Framed options include a 0.75″ (1.9 cm) Ayous wood frame in black, white, or natural
• Lightweight Acrylite front protector and hanging hardware included
• Available in multiple sizes, framed or unframed
• Printed to order to reduce waste and support sustainable practices

Thoughtful Craftsmanship

At Swell Scenes, every print is made to order with museum-quality materials. Our Urban Wildlife Series celebrates the bold, cheeky creatures that share our cities — made for people who appreciate humor, nature, and art that doesn't take itself too seriously.

About Swell Scenes

Swell Scenes turns urban wildlife and coastal characters into bold, beautiful artwork that fits any space. With a passion for humor, beach culture, and design, our posters celebrate the creatures—beloved and notorious alike—that make coastal living unforgettable.